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Post by David on Jun 27, 2004 14:44:00 GMT -5
A good way to threaten a Social Worker is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the SW and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
David
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Post by David on Jun 27, 2004 15:01:47 GMT -5
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done. David[glow=red,2,300]FAMILIESFORJUSTICE[/glow]  |
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Post by David on Jun 28, 2004 19:51:52 GMT -5
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil. David[glow=red,2,300]FAMILIESFORJUSTICE[/glow]  |
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Post by David on Jul 5, 2004 9:31:13 GMT -5
A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER. The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away. Another doctor runs into the room and says, "you're in luck, two hearts just became available, so you will get to choose which one you want. One belongs to an attorney and the other to a social worker".
The man quickly responds, "the attorney's".
The doctor says, "Wait! Don't you want to know a little about them before you make your decision?"
The man says, "I already know enough. We all know that social workers are bleeding hearts and the attorney's probably never used his. So I'll take the attorney's!"
David
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